✨New Monday Laws According to the Ministry of Mischief

Hello, Enchanted Rascal!

Word has come down from the very highest branches of the Ministry of Mischief (it's a treehouse, obviously): Mondays must now contain at least three minimum acts of ridiculous joy.

Here’s your official checklist:

1. Serenade Your Coffee Mug
It has been loyal. It deserves a ballad.

2. Perform a Suspicious Dance
No explanations. No apologies. Bonus points if performed in socks on hardwood floors.

3. Offer a Wink to an Inanimate Object
Plants, toasters, or water bottles — show your appreciation. They work hard too.

4. Secretly Upgrade Your Rituals
Turn your regular self-care into a full-fledged magical ceremony. Need supplies for a proper ritual? Soap Witch Crafts has what you need to transform hand washing into a royal proclamation of sparkle.

5. Remember You're the Ambassador of Delight
The world desperately needs more magic makers. Your only job is to leave little trails of enchantment behind you today.

✨ Need Backup?
The sparkling potions and mischievous creations at Soap Witch Crafts are all brewed with enough giddy enchantment to make the Ministry proud. (Also, they smell fabulous.)

Life’s too miraculous to meet it with anything less than a full shimmy.

Twirl On,
🌈 The Soap Witch 🛁