How to Stage a Glittery Coup Against the Ordinary

There comes a Monday when the best thing you can do for yourself is to throw subtlety straight out the window.
When the world insists on being serious, responsible, and practical — you, my sparkling co-conspirator, must rise up with an arsenal of delightful nonsense.

Here’s how to stage your very own glittery coup:

1. Declare War on the Mundane.
If Monday expects you to wear a neutral cardigan and sigh a lot, show up in earrings shaped like moons. Pour your coffee into the fanciest cup you own. Defy dullness at every turn.

2. Install Joy Ambushes.
Scatter little sources of happiness where you’ll least expect them: a candle in your desk drawer, a sachet of magical fragrance in your bag, a lotion that smells so decadent you briefly forget what year it is.

3. Weaponize the Senses.
Choose scents, textures, and colors that make your mood rise like a phoenix in sequins. The goal isn’t subtle happiness — it’s full sensory mutiny.

4. Don’t Wait for Permission.
Joy doesn’t knock politely — it barges in wearing a feather boa. You don’t need a holiday, a milestone, or someone’s approval to indulge.

5. Repeat Until the Ordinary Surrenders.
Make it a habit to stage these tiny revolts. Over time, your life starts to feel like a perpetual festival — because you decided it would.

So, if you need tools for your personal uprising against the Ordinary, I’ve got an entire armory of enchantments ready. Lotion that makes your skin feel like royalty? Done. Candles that make your space smell like magic? Of course. Soap so luxurious it makes you narrate your shower like an epic poem? Always.

✨ Begin your coup here ✨