Ridiculous Joy Assignments for Highly Overqualified Delight-Makers

Hello, Magical Misfit of the Mundane,

Mondays aren’t meant to be survived — they’re meant to be celebrated like the strange little glitter goblins of opportunity they are.

And that’s why I’ve created your very official, completely unserious, and wildly necessary list of Overly Specific Joy Assignments to kick off the week.

🪄 5 Joy Assignments to Transform Your Monday (and Your Mood):

1. Greet Your Moisturizer Like It’s Royalty
Use a British accent. Optional curtsy. Make it a scene.

2. Choose a Signature Walk for the Day
Maybe you're gliding like an opera singer or stomping like a toddler on strike. Doesn’t matter. Own it.

3. Assign a Secret Name to Your Coffee Mug
Tell it all your secrets. Bonus points if you call it "Duke Cinnamon V. Frothington III."

4. Narrate Your Actions Dramatically in Your Head
“She reached... for the shimmering body butter. The room held its breath.”

5. Find One Way to Be Preposterously Kind to Yourself
Not polite. Not efficient. Over-the-top, red carpet, 15-minute-standing-ovation kind.

Because life always has the potential to be great. But sometimes, it needs a little help from dramatic moisturizing and enchanted nonsense.

🛁 Ready to make your rituals feel like royal appointments?
My potions at Soap Witch Crafts are designed for your most dazzling days — and your weird little Tuesdays too.

You don't need a reason to enjoy yourself. But if you want one, this email is it.

With Glitter in Every Crevice,
🌈 The Soap Witch 🛁