Summon the Slightly Chaotic Council of Self-Love

Hello, Radiant Ritual Enthusiast!

Monday gets a bad rap. But what if, instead of trudging into it like a soggy goblin, you summoned the sacred sass and approached it like the glorious head witch in charge you are?

Today, I’m inviting you to assemble your own Council of Self-Love — a sacred, messy, glitter-laden group of your inner cheerleaders, who speak only in affirmations and compliments and always encourage the purchase of things that sparkle.

Here’s how to start:

🪄 5 Ridiculously Empowering Self-Love Rituals for Mondays

1. Compliment Yourself in a Mirror Using a Ridiculous Accent
It’s not cringe. It’s healing.

2. Mist Your Room with Something That Smells Like Power and Pettiness
Bonus points if it glows.

3. Write Yourself a Royal Decree That You’re Not Taking Nonsense Today
Roll it into a scroll. Toss it at the nearest couch cushion for dramatic effect.

4. Use Luxurious Body Care Products Like You’re in a Fantasy Novel Called “Goddess of Clean Skin”
Need help? Soap Witch Crafts exists specifically for this.

5. Celebrate Tiny Wins With a Fanfare of Imaginary Trumpets
Put on earrings? TOOT TOOT! Replied to one email? FANFARE!

🧼 Need ritual tools worthy of your chaotic magnificence?
I’ve got shimmering butters, fragrant enchantments, and potions bubbling with indulgence waiting at Soap Witch Crafts.

Today’s joy isn’t optional. It’s ordained.

With Sparkle and Silliness,
🌈 The Soap Witch 🛁