Preposterous Potion Lightweight Conditioner – Rose Maple Zest

Light as Air, Bold as Bloom: A Conditioner with Serious Sass

So... the other day I was brewing a brilliant new potion for my Master Witching 101 class. It's not that I failed to follow the professors directions or anything. It was more like it seemed like a fun idea to tweak the potion for a little "improvement." Well my professor gave me an "F." But my hair is incredibly brilliant, perfectly smooth, lightweight with not a hint of greasy heaviness!

Summon the Spell: A Rose Maple Zest Hair Enchantment Ritual

You’ve lathered your hair into a frothy foam, rinsed away the worries of the day—and now it’s time to seal the softness. You reach for your Preposterous Potion Lightweight Conditioner in Rose Maple Zest, and suddenly your bathroom becomes a twilight garden tea party hosted by moonlight and mischief. As you smooth it through your strands, the romantic bloom of rose twirls with maple sweetness and a kiss of lemon zest—like florals dancing in a honeyed breeze with citrus confetti. Frizz sighs. Knots release. Your curls whisper poetry in rhyming spirals. You didn’t just condition—you brewed brilliance.

Key Benefits:

• ⁠⁠Detangles with Grace: Light, creamy formula melts into your strands and helps comb through knots with ease.

• ⁠⁠Hydrates Without Heaviness: Softens and moisturizes without leaving behind residue or weight.

• ⁠⁠Refreshes and Revives: The enchanting scent of Rose Maple Zest wraps your senses in floral romance and golden warmth.

• ⁠⁠Perfect Partner for Styling: Leaves your hair feeling soft, smooth, and prepped for potions and style spells.

How to Use:

1. ⁠⁠Cleanse First: Apply after shampooing—this is your second act of sorcery.

2. ⁠⁠Saturate & Smooth: Apply a generous amount to wet hair, focusing on mid-lengths to ends. Let the minty magic soak in.

3. ⁠⁠Detangle & Delight: Use fingers or a wide-tooth comb to glide through tangles and distribute the potion evenly.

4. ⁠⁠Rinse with Intent: Let the spell linger for a few minutes, then rinse thoroughly and prepare for the next charm in your haircare ritual.

Enthrall your curls with Preposterous Potion in Rose Maple Zest. Because lightweight hydration should still cast heavy enchantment.

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Ingredients

Distilled Water, Avocado Oil, Honeyquat, Cetearyl Alcohol, Preservative, BTMS 50 Emulsifier, Pro Vitamin B5, Silk Protein, Fragrance 

*This listing is for one 8 oz bottle of conditioner.

Disclaimer

**This product contains natural essential or fragrance oils, which could cause reactions within those who have skin sensitivities. Individual results may vary depending on skin type, sensitivity, age, and skincare history. Please check the ingredient list for any potential allergens or known sensitivities. If any reactions occur, please discontinue use immediately.