Beard Oil

I have locked myself in my lab and am afraid to come out! I was trying to create a mood potion, but for some reason this warlock decided to put it on his beard and now he's the most coveted guy in the coven. The rest of the warlocks have become crazed about getting their hands on this stuff and now I'm just scared for my life. Come take this stuff off my hands so I can come out... I really have to pee.