Beer Butter

So...um...I went to the "Forbidden Lands" (try not to judge OK). We've been told tales of lands filled with molten lava and angry ferocious dragons. Seemed more like a paradise with delectable streams and lush green landscapes. But yeah, OK, whatever professors. Anywho, the very friendly dragons gave me a tasty souvenir that I attempted to replicate in the lab. Surprisingly my attempt was a failure... in a sense. It made a delectable moisturizer through.