Beer Soap

The other day I tried my hand at a shrinking potion. With all the dangerous creatures skulking about I couldn’t just sit by and do nothing. I mean just yesterday a dragon set my cottage on fire! Anyway, I accidently got some on my hand while mixing and I did NOT shrink. I did however end up with sneezes capable of hurricane force winds. NOT GOOD! Somehow the “potion” turned itself into hockey puck like soaps. I’ve never been so clean in all my life... only downside is I can never sneeze again.