Charcoal Whipped Soap

So with all these mishaps I've been trying to speak some positivity into this cauldron... but see I turned my head for one second. One QUICK second! Well the stupid thing is now in pieces. OMG I just KNOW I'm going to be expelled! Wait... let me calm down. The stuff currently coating my lab is ridiculously fluffy, and dark and sparkly! Maybe I can use this to my advantage!