Moisturizing Hair Oil

So, all this time I had been under the impression that I was making an oil for a sacrif… I mean for a “ceremony”. And that this… um “ceremony” would result in me receiving heightened powers. Well the sacrif… I mean “ceremony” didn’t even happen because apparently “we don’t do that now” and now I’ve got an entire vat of oil in my lab. Ugh! But you know… I did decide to try some in my hair the other day and I am shook! Like this hair is so soft it’s got to be someone else’s!