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Unleash the Power of Dragons Brew Beer Butter
Experience the Crisp & Clean Scent of Juicy Neroli
So...um...I went to the "Forbidden Lands" (try not to judge OK). We've been told tales of lands filled with molten lava and angry ferocious dragons. Seemed more like a paradise with delectable streams and lush green landscapes. But yeah, OK, whatever professors. Anywho, the very friendly dragons gave me a tasty souvenir that I attempted to replicate in the lab. Surprisingly my attempt was a failure... in a sense. It made a delectable moisturizer through.
Unleash the Power of Dragons Brew: A Clean & Crisp Buttercraft
Imagine this: a battle-worn warlock steps out of a long hot shower, towel slung low, skin in need of revival after a day of spellwork and swordplay (or spreadsheets—same difference). He reaches for a jar of Dragons Brew, scoops out a cloud of creamy enchantment, and works it into his hands. The texture? Velvety. The experience? Legendary. The scent? Clean & Crisp—like mountain air laced with citrus spells and fresh determination. As he smooths it across his skin, it melts in like a whispered incantation, turning dry patches into pure, glistening glory. He inhales deeply, smirks at his reflection, and heads into the world moisturized and magnificent. He is unstoppable. He is buttered.
Key Benefits:
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Moisturizes Like Magic: Thick and whipped to perfection, this butter deeply nourishes dry skin, rough elbows, cracked knuckles, and post-shower parchedness.
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Softens the Body: Works wonders on your chest, arms, legs, or wherever your warlock self needs a little extra care.
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Fast Absorbing, Long Lasting: No greasy residue, no shiny spells gone wrong—just smooth, hydrated skin with staying power.
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A Scent Worthy of Dragons: My skin smells like Clean & Crisp—a cool breeze of citrus and clarity that lingers like a freshly-cast protection charm.
How to Use:
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Scoop Generously: Use fingers or a cosmetic spatula to scoop a bit from the jar.
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Melt Between Hands: Rub your palms together to activate the enchantment.
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Apply to Skin: Smooth over body as desired. Ideal after showers, battles, or bad days.
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Reapply As Needed: Let your skin decide when it’s time for more magic.
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Smell Your Hands Like You’re Plotting Something. Because You Are.
Step into your power with the Dragons Brew Beer Butter in Clean & Crisp. Because a warlock’s skin should feel as mighty as his magic.
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Ingredients
Kokum Butter, Safflower Oil, Distilled Water, Beer, Tapioca Starch Powder, Rosemary Extract, BTMS-50, Honeuquat, Pro Vitamin B5, Cetearyl Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Silk Protein and Antimicrobial Preservative.
*This listing is for one 8 oz jar of beer butter.
Disclaimer
**This product contains natural essential or fragrance oils, which could cause reactions within those who have skin sensitivities. Individual results may vary depending on skin type, sensitivity, age, and skincare history. Please check the ingredient list for any potential allergens or known sensitivities. If any reactions occur, please discontinue use immediately.
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