Unleash the Power of Griffon Tears Beer Lotion

Indulge in the Rich Coarse Hazel Fragrance

I don't know if you've ever been to a griffon lair... but let me tell you it's a sad strange place. I'm sure at some point they must find time to be the savage beasts some lore make them out to be. Whenever I visit they seem to be in their feelings. Puddles of tears everywhere! I got permission to take some back to the lab for experiments. So far the only thing that's panned out has been this delectable lotion from when I tried to whip up a milkshake. Will I ever get anything edible out of this cauldron?

Unleash the Power of Griffon Tears: A Coarse Hazel Lotioncraft

Imagine this: a travel-weary warlock stumbles into his chamber after a long day chasing prophecies, dodging hexes, and wrestling with spreadsheets disguised as scrolls. His skin? Dry as a cursed tome. He reaches for a bottle of Griffon Tears, dispenses a few enchanted squeezes, and begins the sacred ritual. The texture? Silky and light. The experience? Immediate redemption. The scent? Coarse Hazel—earthy amber swirled with rich hazelnut vanilla, like the comforting embrace of an ancient grove baked in golden sunlight. As he massages it into his skin, it drinks it up like parched soil after a rainstorm. Ashy patches vanish. His arms gleam. His confidence soars. He flexes once—for absolutely no reason—and smirks. He is unstoppable. He is lotioned.

Key Benefits:

• Fast-Absorbing Hydration: This lightweight lotion sinks into the skin like a blessing from the skincare gods, leaving no residue behind.

• Softens and Smooths: Banishes roughness and revives dry, tired skin from wrist to wand.

• Daily Armor: Perfect for morning rituals, midday refreshes, or post-shower rejuvenation.

• A Scent Worthy of Legends: Smells like Coarse Hazel—warm, smooth, and subtly magical, like a toasted spell whispered over dessert.

How to Use:

1. Squeeze a Modest Amount: One to two squeezes is usually all it takes to begin the enchantment.

2. Rub Between Hands: Warm it up like you’re conjuring confidence.

3. Massage Into Skin: Apply to arms, legs, hands, chest, or anywhere that’s begging for softness.

4. Repeat As Needed: Skin getting cheeky again? Reapply the spell.

5. Sniff Yourself Dramatically. Because You Deserve It.

Step into your power with the Griffon Tears Beer Lotion in Coarse Hazel. Because a warlock’s skin should feel as legendary as his destiny.

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Ingredients

Kokum Butter, Safflower Oil, Distilled Water, Beer, Rosemary Extract, BTMS-50, Honeyquat, Pro Vitamin B5, Cetearyl Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Silk Protein, Fragrance and Antimicrobial Preservative.

*This listing is for one 4 oz tottle of beer lotion. 

Disclaimer

**This product contains natural essential or fragrance oils, which could cause reactions within those who have skin sensitivities. Individual results may vary depending on skin type, sensitivity, age, and skincare history. Please check the ingredient list for any potential allergens or known sensitivities. If any reactions occur, please discontinue use immediately.