Preposterous Potion's Magical Magnificence

Let Your Hair Revel in a Featherlight Delight   

So... the other day I was brewing a brilliant new potion for my Master Witching 101 class. It's not that I failed to follow the professors directions or anything. It was more like it seemed like a fun idea to tweak the potion for a little "improvement." Well my professor gave me an "F." But my hair is incredibly brilliant, perfectly smooth, lightweight with not a hint of greasy heaviness!

Summon the Spell: An Unscented Hair Enchantment Ritual

You’ve lathered your hair into a frothy foam, rinsed away the worries of the day—and now it’s time to seal the softness. You reach for your Preposterous Potion Lightweight Conditioner in Unscented, and suddenly your bathroom becomes a sanctuary of stillness, where the only thing that lingers is peace. As you smooth it through your strands, there’s no fragrance, no flourish—just the quiet delight of nourishment that lets your senses rest while your curls rise. Frizz hides. Knots loosen. Your hair starts humming in harmony. You didn’t just condition—you brewed brilliance.

Key Benefits:

• ⁠⁠Detangles with Grace: Light, creamy formula melts into your strands and helps comb through knots with ease.

• ⁠⁠Hydrates Without Heaviness: Softens and moisturizes without leaving behind residue or weight.

• ⁠⁠Refreshes and Revives: Gentle and fragrance-free, perfect for warlocks and witches with scent sensitivities or sensory preferences.

• ⁠⁠Perfect Partner for Styling: Leaves your hair feeling soft, smooth, and prepped for potions and style spells.

How to Use:

1. ⁠⁠Cleanse First: Apply after shampooing—this is your second act of sorcery.

2. ⁠⁠Saturate & Smooth: Apply a generous amount to wet hair, focusing on mid-lengths to ends. Let the minty magic soak in.

3. ⁠⁠Detangle & Delight: Use fingers or a wide-tooth comb to glide through tangles and distribute the potion evenly.

4. ⁠⁠Rinse with Intent: Let the spell linger for a few minutes, then rinse thoroughly and prepare for the next charm in your haircare ritual.

Enthrall your curls with Preposterous Potion in Unscented. Because lightweight hydration should still cast heavy enchantment.

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Ingredients

Distilled Water, Avocado Oil, Honeyquat, Cetearyl Alcohol, Preservative, BTMS 50 Emulsifier, Pro Vitamin B5, Silk Protein 

*This listing is for one 8 oz bottle of conditioner.