This Is an Aggressively Good Amount of Soap

One bar of soap is optimism.
You trust the future.
You assume nothing will go wrong.

Three bars of soap is planning.
You’ve been here before.
You are learning.

Five bars of soap is confidence.
You have decided that inconvenience will no longer be part of your personality.

Soap Is Infrastructure

Running out of soap mid-shower is a preventable problem.

Soap is foundational.
Soap is daily.
Soap is something you should enjoy without panic.

With the Super Saver Soap Bundle, you can:
• mix magical handmade soaps
• include cool beer soaps
• add soothing aloe vera soaps

And you save while doing it:
• 3 bars → 10% off
• 5 bars → 30% off

This is not excess.
This is foresight.

This is an aggressively good amount of soap.

Warm bubbles,
— The Soap Witch 🧼✨