I Meant Every Word (And I’m Closing the Cauldron Now)

A confident, slightly ridiculous goodbye to this soap launch

This is the part where I stand firmly in the middle of the room, make eye contact, and say:

Yes.
I meant every word.

I meant it when I said I’m not starting the year by punishing myself into a new personality.
I meant it when I launched two soaps instead of a resolution.
I meant it when I chose delight over discipline, humor over hustle, and chaos with intention.

And I especially meant it when I said your shower deserves to be a place of joy.

So here we are.
Final day.
Cauldron open, but only for a few more hours.

Let’s recap — calmly, confidently, and without pretending this was anything other than exactly what it was.

One Soap Is Chaos (On Purpose)

Monstrous Mayhem Beer Soap – Black Sea did not arrive quietly.

It burst into existence through a failed shrinking potion, violent sneezes, and an accidental discovery that hockey-puck-shaped soap can, in fact, be exceptional.

This bar is bold.
Moody.
A little dramatic.

It’s the kind of soap that makes an ordinary shower feel like you’ve survived something and come out stronger — or at least cleaner and better moisturized.

It is not subtle.
It is not shy.
It is absolutely committed to its own energy.

And frankly?
I respect that.

The Other Soap Believes in You (Vocally)

Expert Vocalist Aloe Vera Bar Soap – Vanilla Dreams exists for people who sing.

And for people who sing even when they should not.

This soap does not judge you.
This soap supports you.

Is it scientifically proven to improve your voice?
No.

Does it make your shower feel cozy, comforting, and wrapped in soft vanilla-cloud joy?
Yes. Completely.

It is gentle.
It is calming.
It is the soap equivalent of someone handing you a warm drink and saying, “You’re doing great, actually.”

Why This Was the Perfect Way to Start the Year

Because I refuse to open January with pressure.

I refuse to pretend that discipline is the only path to improvement.
I refuse to act like joy needs to be earned through exhaustion.

This launch was never about becoming someone new.

It was about choosing small things that make daily life feel better:
• a soap that makes you laugh
• a scent that makes you pause
• a moment where nothing is required of you

That’s not avoidance.
That’s care.

A Calm, Confident Reminder (Because This Is the End)

Both soaps are 20% off through today.

Not as a countdown panic.
Not as a “now or never” stunt.

Just a final, steady reminder before I close the lid and move on with my life.

If you grabbed one — lovely.
If you grabbed both — iconic behavior.
If you read all this and simply nodded in agreement — also valid.

There are no wrong choices here.

Closing Thoughts Before I Rinse the Cauldron

I meant every word when I said I’m setting the tone for the year with humor, comfort, and intention.

I meant it when I said your shower can be a place of joy.
I meant it when I said delight is not frivolous.
And I meant it when I chose to end this without shouting.

So this is me, gently closing the cauldron.

No drama.
No apologies.
No “next time will be better” nonsense.

Just confidence, bubbles, and a very clear sense of direction.

Warm bubbles and chaotic good intentions,
— The Soap Witch 🧼✨