I Started the New Year by Making Soap About Chaos and Singing

Which honestly feels correct

January 1st has arrived, and with it comes the annual pressure to:

• reinvent yourself

• optimize your habits

• become a better, brighter, more organized version of you by lunchtime

I would like to gently but firmly decline.

Instead, I rang in the new year the only way that felt honest:
by launching two brand-new soaps that are slightly ridiculous, deeply comforting, and wildly committed to joy.

Because if I’m setting the tone for the year, it’s going to be delight over discipline.

One Soap Is About Monsters (And Mildly Dangerous Potions)

Let’s start with Monstrous Mayhem Beer Soap – Black Sea.

This one came to life after a perfectly reasonable attempt at a shrinking potion went sideways. No shrinking occurred. Sneezes, however, reached hurricane levels. The result? Hockey-puck-shaped soaps that somehow turned into the cleanest experience of my life.

Science is mysterious.

This bar is bold, dark, and dramatic in the best way — like a brooding creature who also moisturizes.

It’s the kind of soap you reach for after a long day of:

• battling imaginary dragons

• surviving real-world nonsense

• or simply needing to feel powerful in your own shower

It lathers richly, smells deliciously moody, and makes the mundane feel just a little more legendary.

The Other Soap Thinks You’re a Vocalist (And It Might Be Right)

Now let’s talk about Expert Vocalist Aloe Vera Bar Soap – Vanilla Dreams.

This one exists for anyone who:

• sings in the shower with confidence

• sings in the car with passion

• or has been politely asked to stop singing entirely

According to very official Soap Witch research, this soap will transform your voice into something angelic after one use.

Is that scientifically verified?
No.

Is it extremely funny and comforting and wrapped in soft vanilla-cloud energy?
Absolutely.

This bar is cozy, creamy, and soothing — like a warm hug that also makes your skin feel incredible. It turns your daily cleanse into a gentle moment of calm, whether you’re hitting high notes or just humming to yourself.

Why These Soaps Are Launching Together

Because they represent exactly the energy I’m carrying into the new year:

One part chaos.
One part comfort.
Zero parts pressure.

You don’t need to become someone new this year.
You don’t need a resolution that exhausts you by February.

You just need small things that make daily life feel better.

A Small New Year Treat (Because Why Not)

To celebrate the launch — and because I don’t believe in making joy hard to access — both new soaps are 20% off through Saturday, January 3rd.

Not as a push.
Not as a countdown panic.

Just a soft “hey, let’s start the year gently.”

If you grab one, lovely.
If you grab both, iconic behavior.
If you simply enjoy knowing they exist, also valid.

The Tone for the Year Has Been Set

This year, I’m choosing:

• humor over hustle

• comfort over punishment

• delight over discipline

And I hope you do too.

If nothing else, let your shower be a place where you laugh, relax, and feel a little more like yourself.

Warm bubbles and chaotic good intentions,
— The Soap Witch 🧼✨