Running Out of Soap Is a Preventable Tragedy

A public service announcement delivered with bubbles and mild concern

There are few experiences more humbling than running out of soap mid-shower.

You’re already wet.
You’ve committed.
And suddenly, the soap is gone.

Not low.
Gone.

This is not character development.
This is poor planning — and it is fixable.

One Bar of Soap Is a Risky Lifestyle Choice

Let’s be honest.

One bar is optimism.
Two bars is hope.
Three bars is a plan.

Soap is not optional. It is not seasonal. And it is not something you want to gamble with while standing under running water questioning your choices.

Prepared people finish a bar of soap and calmly reach for another one like nothing has gone wrong.

That’s peace.

The Super Saver Soap Bundle (A Solution)

This is exactly why I created the Super Saver Soap Bundle.

It lets you mix and match all your favorite handmade bar soaps — beer soaps included, aloe vera soaps included — and save while doing it:

• 3 bars → save 10%
• 5 bars → save 30%

This is not hoarding.
This is foresight.

If you choose to live with one bar of soap, I respect your bravery — but the Super Saver Soap Bundle exists for those who prefer peace.

Warm bubbles and prepared living,
— The Soap Witch 🧼✨