How to Join the Ministry of Mundane Mischief (and Love It)

There’s a secret club nobody tells you about.
It’s not for perfectionists. It’s for people who moisturize like goddesses, burn toast like champions, and laugh until they wheeze in the middle of Target.

Welcome to the Ministry of Mundane Mischief.

You don’t need credentials. You need cackles, creativity, and maybe a little shimmering oil gel.

5 Mischievous Acts to Brighten Your Day:

1. Rebrand Your To-Do List as Prophecies
   “The Oracle foretells you shall reply to that email... but dramatically.”

2. Narrate Your Hair Routine Like a Fantasy Hero's Training Montage
   Bonus points for slow-motion towel flips.

3. Throw a Party for One Task
   Did you fold socks? Fanfare. Applause. Monogrammed banners.

4. Use Your Skincare Products Like Magical Elixirs
   Because they are. Especially if they smell like cake.

5. Leave an Encouraging Note for Future You
   Tape it to your mirror. Or your fridge. Or the cat. (Just kidding. Don’t tape things to cats.)

🧴 And if your potion cabinet needs restocking, everything at Soap Witch Crafts is designed to make you feel extra-extra while you do very regular things.

Because life is too short not to add glitter to your toast.